AVS VS AVP

Ladies and Gentlemen, submitted for your approval:

PREDATOR

Has a sort of vaginal opening for a mouth (at least once you get beyond the dentate portion…).
Has a nurturing, maternal instinct toward women, children, and the infirm (as witnessed in both PREDATOR 2 and ALIEN VS PREDATOR).

ALIEN

Has a phallic protuberance within its mouth.
Something of an absentee father, it uses its face-huggers to impregnate its victims (yes, I realize that there’s a "queen" that lays eggs and is expressly female – don’t interrupt me with facts while I’m trying to make a point!).

I posit that, due to the human reproductive organs we’ve assigned to these alien beings, subconsciously we don’t want to see them fight, we want to see them…well…another verb that starts with "f."

Anyway, now that their obligatory action match-up is in the can, it’s time to forge ahead with next summer’s romantic comedy blockbuster, WHEN ALIEN MET PREDATOR! And given Alien’s tendency to love and leave, I’m sure plenty of hilarious sparks will fly.

Don’t lie to yourself, you’ve all been thinking it… - AVS